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Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Paul Soglin Implicated in Mayoral Mayhem
Earlier tonight, police responded to what they thought was a routine teenage prank. Imagine their surprise when the found it was Mayor Dave Cieslewicz's house being covered with toilet paper. And the perpetrators were not teenagers. Instead, police found former mayor Paul Soglin wrapping the current mayor's trees, house, and yard with Quilted Northern.
Soglin was arrested and released after being charged with disorderly conduct. Police found 60 rolls of toilet paper in the back of the former mayor's SUV. Asked why he did it, Soglin replied, "I had to even the score," and refused to comment further.
Soglin was arrested and released after being charged with disorderly conduct. Police found 60 rolls of toilet paper in the back of the former mayor's SUV. Asked why he did it, Soglin replied, "I had to even the score," and refused to comment further.
posted by Pure Madness<> # 11:55 PM 
