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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
School Board Candidates Abducted by Aliens
School Board candidate, Michael Kelly, has reportedly been abducted from his home by space aliens. Neighbors report seeing a UFO land in Kelly's backyard more than two weeks ago, and Kelly has not been seen or heard from since.
Kelly is running against Arlene Silveira and Maya Cole for the seat on the Madison School Board being vacated by Bill Keys. Both Silveira and Cole refused to comment on their opponent's mysterious disappearance.
No further information is available at this time.
Kelly is running against Arlene Silveira and Maya Cole for the seat on the Madison School Board being vacated by Bill Keys. Both Silveira and Cole refused to comment on their opponent's mysterious disappearance.
No further information is available at this time.
posted by Pure Madness<> # 11:40 PM 
