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Thursday, February 02, 2006
Debate Rages on Groundhog Day
Groundhog Day has traditionally been a holiday when differences are forgotten, as people come together to witness Jimmy the Grounhog searching for his shadow in Sun Prairie. This year, disagreement marred the event.
Those standing to the left of Jimmy swear that no shadow could be seen, leaving them optimistic that an early spring will occur. People to the right, though, claim that a shadow did appear. They are now pessimistic about the chances of spring coming early this year. Those to the left and the right of Jimmy cannot agree.
Jimmy the Groundhog, who was planted firmly in the center of the two groups of onlookers, states that he has no opinion on the matter.
Those standing to the left of Jimmy swear that no shadow could be seen, leaving them optimistic that an early spring will occur. People to the right, though, claim that a shadow did appear. They are now pessimistic about the chances of spring coming early this year. Those to the left and the right of Jimmy cannot agree.
Jimmy the Groundhog, who was planted firmly in the center of the two groups of onlookers, states that he has no opinion on the matter.
posted by Pure Madness<> # 9:41 AM 
