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Friday, March 03, 2006
Common Sense Coalition Endorses Three for County Board
The Common Sense Coalition announced today that the group will support three candidates in the upcoming spring county board races. According to Common Sense Coalition leader, Ray Allen, "We have chosen a diverse group of 3 candidates to endorse. The combined life experience within this group is amazing."
The group's endorsments include Mickey Mouse, the incumbent supervisor in District 15, and newcomers Daisy Duck and Goofy for Districts 23 and 24 respectively. Allen explains, "The Common Sense Coalition looked for leadership skills, relevant life experience, and diversity in its endorsement selection. We avoided those interested in 'politics as usual'."
Allen describes Mickey Mouse, the Coalition's choice for District 15, as a natural born leader. "He was the leader of the Mickey Mouse Club before he was 30. The club folded after a few years, but Mickey proved his dedication by reviving it and again serving as its leader nearly 20 years later." Mickey Mouse is also an entrepeneur and businessman, having done everything from building his own airplane to running a steamboat company.
Choosing Daisy Duck for District 23 adds a bit more diversity to the Common Sense Coalition roster. Allen claims that Daisy is reflective of the diversity of the district and adds, "Not only is she a duck, but she's also a woman. It doesn't get much more diverse than that." Daisy has been active in her community, planning and hosting fundraisers for the Chit Chat Society.
The Common Sense Candidate for District 24 can best be described as loyal according to Allen. "Pluto is a peacemaker and real consensus builder. Pluto gets along with everyone, as if he is man's best friend. We need that kind of loyalty on the County Board to get past the petty politics." Allen adds that his heart "just melts" every time Pluto licks his face.
The group's endorsments include Mickey Mouse, the incumbent supervisor in District 15, and newcomers Daisy Duck and Goofy for Districts 23 and 24 respectively. Allen explains, "The Common Sense Coalition looked for leadership skills, relevant life experience, and diversity in its endorsement selection. We avoided those interested in 'politics as usual'."
Allen describes Mickey Mouse, the Coalition's choice for District 15, as a natural born leader. "He was the leader of the Mickey Mouse Club before he was 30. The club folded after a few years, but Mickey proved his dedication by reviving it and again serving as its leader nearly 20 years later." Mickey Mouse is also an entrepeneur and businessman, having done everything from building his own airplane to running a steamboat company.
Choosing Daisy Duck for District 23 adds a bit more diversity to the Common Sense Coalition roster. Allen claims that Daisy is reflective of the diversity of the district and adds, "Not only is she a duck, but she's also a woman. It doesn't get much more diverse than that." Daisy has been active in her community, planning and hosting fundraisers for the Chit Chat Society.
The Common Sense Candidate for District 24 can best be described as loyal according to Allen. "Pluto is a peacemaker and real consensus builder. Pluto gets along with everyone, as if he is man's best friend. We need that kind of loyalty on the County Board to get past the petty politics." Allen adds that his heart "just melts" every time Pluto licks his face.
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